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People suggested meeting her after dark and another said to put a bag over her head making out ,another over mine in case her one rips? Any suggestions..
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Haha this has me thinking have any of yis younger lads been into older women? I'm shagging this 36yo atm she's not the prettiest !but buy fuck she has some body (gym everyday) and she's something else in the sack!
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Haha this has me thinking have any of yis younger lads been into older women? I'm shagging this 36yo atm she's not the prettiest !but buy fuck she has some body (gym everyday) and she's something else in the sack!
is her name lisa by any chance lol
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What's the chassis like, sports, cruiser, off-road or Harley:
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I'm mid 20's... over 40 is where it's at bai. Late bars are full of them
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or if they are really ugly, heres the problem solved.
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Tell er you've converted and buy her a Burqa
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Ya dont look at the mantle. When your stokin the fire.

Tell her she looks lovly with the gimp mask on.

If yous get on well thats the main thing.

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Never mind about her. Put a bag over yer own head and tape it down. Preferably a plastic one. Yer probably no oil painting yerself.
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Said that in the first post....Gee-Features
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Read it again. Slower this time, and delete "tape" while inserting "good strong cable tie". The "good looking chics" are staying away from you for a reason.
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Read it again. Slower this time, and delete "tape" while inserting "good strong cable tie". The "good looking chics" are staying away from you for a reason.
See you like Asses, thats your type up there in your avatar....stick with them they dont talk back...Donkey Boy
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See you like Asses, thats your type up there in your avatar....stick with them they dont talk back...Donkey Boy
Ah now fella, runnin' low on the insults are we? Yer wan wan must have thought she won the fuckin' lottery when she picked you up that night. Good lookin' and intelligent. Not many like you about the place.
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