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Old 12th May 2018, 11:46 PM
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Default Re: Drunk servicing is the best kind of servicing

Originally Posted by estrain
Ah man my head this morning was pounding harder than a porn star on speed. Hardly remember making that video. That's it, no more beer for me
So you know what a porn star on speed's head feels like...screwy ...screwy...
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Old 13th May 2018, 02:43 AM
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Originally Posted by acdc
what beer did you get from Lidl, as I need to throw on some brake pads , sound like mighty craic
Some stuff called perlenbacher (4.9%) - 12 cans for about 12. make sure it's well chilled though or you'll think you're drinking sock sweat.
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Old 13th May 2018, 04:08 AM
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Originally Posted by estrain
Some stuff called perlenbacher (4.9%) - 12 cans for about 12. make sure it's well chilled though or you'll think you're drinking sock sweat.
Ganky brew at it's worst.......t'ill give yez d'trots - quality over quantity every time
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Old 13th May 2018, 05:56 AM
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Just a bottle of Bushmills now and then hits the spot
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Old 13th May 2018, 10:41 AM
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Just a bottle of Bushmills now and then hits the spot
I was wondering what you do be on, that explains it!
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Old 13th May 2018, 11:54 AM
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I was wondering what you do be on, that explains it!
Took ya long enough to figure it out tho i'd mentioned it ages ago
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Old 13th May 2018, 01:00 PM
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Took ya long enough to figure it out tho i'd mentioned it ages ago
soz...
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Old 13th May 2018, 01:26 PM
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Love it!
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Old 13th May 2018, 04:28 PM
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Originally Posted by estrain
Ah man my head this morning was pounding harder than a porn star on speed. Hardly remember making that video. That's it, no more beer for me
It was very funny to watch. Hope you checked all the bolts again with a sober head on!
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Old 13th May 2018, 04:29 PM
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Originally Posted by estrain
Ah man my head this morning was pounding harder than a porn star on speed. Hardly remember making that video. That's it, no more beer for me
And I tell you what's funnier.... watch it with the captions turned on.....
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Old 13th May 2018, 07:19 PM
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Originally Posted by scorpy
And I tell you what's funnier.... watch it with the captions turned on.....
good ol youtube, they got it 100% correct in the captions!
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Old 14th May 2018, 09:13 AM
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Gas vid that man!!
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Old 14th May 2018, 10:20 AM
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Reminds me of "Smack my b***h up" video by Prodigy
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Old 14th May 2018, 12:26 PM
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very good. Never thought of chopping the side off an old oil container.
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Old 14th May 2018, 08:37 PM
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Old 14th May 2018, 09:21 PM
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Drunk 'servicing' is all well and good until you wake up sober with her lay on your arm. Then you realise it's a minger and you'd rather chew your own arm off than risk waking her up.
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Old 14th May 2018, 09:28 PM
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Very good
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Old 14th May 2018, 10:17 PM
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great video and some useful info there too
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Old 14th May 2018, 11:25 PM
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Ha, v good. Is that the same bike as a good few years back? If so, the drunken maintenance is working well for ya
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Old 16th May 2018, 07:08 PM
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Default Re: Drunk servicing is the best kind of servicing

Originally Posted by CodeJACK
Ha, v good. Is that the same bike as a good few years back? If so, the drunken maintenance is working well for ya
that's the one - 40kmiles and she's still kickin. (ps love the modification mentioned on your profile )

Cheers for kind words all. I'll get a bottle of piss-cheap whiskey next and do the fork seals! (well, that might be a bad idea..)
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