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Old 10th January 2019, 01:41 PM
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SOME VERY BRAVE MAN JOKES 🙄🙄🙈

1 -How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry it!

2 -What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.

3 - How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
Put a nipple on it.

4 - Why do women fake orgasms ?
Because they think men care

5 - Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.

6 - If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first ?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let it in.

7 - Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%...
It's called a Wedding cake

Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and, to the select few women who don't own a gun
INCOMING......😂
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Old 10th January 2019, 01:44 PM
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brilliant
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Old 10th January 2019, 02:13 PM
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jaysus.. lol
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Old 10th January 2019, 05:13 PM
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You were a brave soul, whens the funeral ?
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Old 10th January 2019, 06:08 PM
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Old 10th January 2019, 08:09 PM
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Old 10th January 2019, 10:35 PM
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Originally Posted by allsorts&oddjobs
You were a brave soul, whens the funeral ?
I'm still alive but in hiding, Moss
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