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Dog got the chop, can he blow his load or is it like burstin a bag of flour

This is so way off topic, at least I'm pretty certain it hasn't been asked before.

I'm dogsitting the missus' sister's dog.

If a dog has been neutered, is there any ejaculate when he decides to get busy with his doggie bed?

Poor guy, it's probably the only sex he's ever gonna get for the rest of his life.

I'm just wondering what sort of cleanup will be required...
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lol.

nope, no clean up required.
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Re: neutered dog and ejaculate question.

A follow on from that: do dogs get a huge surge of testosterone @10pm? I know he's got no balls, but he gets really... "amorous", but also generally aggressive and combative, in the evenings. This is even after a good workout.

The dog's got "leader" issues already, which I'm trying very hard to address. But it's hard when his owner has consistently given him "run of the house" for his first two years. I don't believe "getting the snip" has changed his behavior much: though the intensity of his resistance may be less, he's still incredibly resistant to all challenges to his dominance over all he purveys.

Maybe I should call "The Dog Whisperer". The dog is well trainable, but he's as defiant a dog as I've ever encountered, and will not submit to a stronger personality, human or dog. One of these days he's gonna get killed by a larger dog.

I suppose it's time to break out the bicycle and really run him, take all the fire out of his belly.
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Re: neutered dog and ejaculate question.

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lol.

nope, no clean up required.
happy days. For both me and him.
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happy days. For both me and him.
not happy days for him. He has no balls. Would you be happy?
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Give em some of this treatment..
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Re: neutered dog and ejaculate question.

the snip will only calm him so much.
if he hasn't been trained properly he'll continue to act the bollix. (no pun intended).
ye wont do it yerself. tis up to whoever feeds him.
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Re: neutered dog and ejaculate question.

Originally Posted by ridelikeaturtle
I know he's got no balls, but he gets really... "amorous", but also generally aggressive and combative

The dog's got "leader" issues already

he's still incredibly resistant to all challenges to his dominance over all he purveys.

but he's as defiant a dog as I've ever encountered, and will not submit to a stronger personality
Sounds like he's overcompensating, small mickey syndrome & all that. lol
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Try wanking him off .... at least he'd look at you in a dfferent light

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Try wanking him off .... at least he'd look at you in a dfferent light

Be priceless if yer wan comes back when your mid-stroke
Tell er u were afraid he was gonna burst
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Try wanking him off .... at least he'd look at you in a dfferent light

Be priceless if yer wan comes back when your mid-stroke
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Re: neutered dog and ejaculate question.

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the snip will only calm him so much.
if he hasn't been trained properly he'll continue to act the bollix. (no pun intended).
ye wont do it yerself. tis up to whoever feeds him.
You're absolutely right. And for the next 2 weeks, I'm feeding him. Unfortunately, any good work I do will be undone when the owner returns. The owner needs training!!!

The real loser in all this is the doggie bed. Boy she got a ridin' tonight! At least I don't have to mop up any mess -- thx for the info Dawg!
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Tell er u were afraid he was gonna burst
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Say that 'you were scratchin his tummy' n he shifted down a bit
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lmfao, this is gonna be one of them ones to add to the best of all time thread
Was gonna call for a thread name change before I realised that the original thread title couldn't be beaten.......

























...... until it was beaten...what a title change!
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Try wanking him off .... at least he'd look at you in a dfferent light

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Ah lad how in gods name would ya even begin to explain that
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