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So when collecting a parcel motel delivery it tells you at the end how long you took. So naturally I try to do it as fast as possible

Anyone else do that?

I got 9.76 seconds and thought I was great. Then another time got 8.36 and thought I'm brilliant.
Then got 7.99 and thought it was a world record..

This is the best I've done so far;



Anyone beat that?
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Old 18th May 2019, 08:15 AM #2
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More like 7 min for me. Usually get one of the numbers wrong and have to start all over again. Must try harder.
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I thought I was the only lunatic

Anything sub 10 seconds is decent and before now I thought sub 9 was super human

Better go and order something now
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Yep I do this too.

I can only get 10s
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Re: The How Fast Can You Parcel Motel Challenge

Ya realise some people travel a 1/4 mile quicker than that?
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When it says itís there,Iím usually happy enough if I get it at some point that day😂😂
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Re: The How Fast Can You Parcel Motel Challenge

The first time I used PM they decided to send my parcel to some shithole in Dublin.
Apparently they felt it was oversized.It never occurred to them that me being in Cork,sending it to Little Island would make more sense.
After I pointed this out to them,they agreed to send it south.
Upshot of all this was it took 3 days to get my parcel.The bird in LI couldn't tell me why they didn't stick it in the locker.It was neither too big nor too heavy.
That was also my last time using them so my record is 3 days.
Beat that
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Place I go the screen is set too high for short arses like me, so the sun shines on it and I can't see. Then the touch thing doesn't work. I'm there on tippy toes stabbing at the glass like a tool. 4 times the bastard timed out on me, the last effort. 15 minutes it took. Will put my fist through it one of these days.
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Place I go the screen is set too high for short arses like me, so the sun shines on it and I can't see. Then the touch thing doesn't work. I'm there on tippy toes stabbing at the glass like a tool. 4 times the bastard timed out on me, the last effort. 15 minutes it took. Will put my fist through it one of these days.
The sun is a bastard on the one I use, but you'd have to be BMA to have a problem with the height
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BMA??
At least I'm the right size for an RSV4
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Re: The How Fast Can You Parcel Motel Challenge

Being from Mullingar my stature far exceeds anyone from the county Meath, no matter what their size.
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Is there a prize for the quickest, or does everyone get a gold star "just for participating"......slow and steady..
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I must immediately buy loads of stuff online to try and beat the record
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Re: The How Fast Can You Parcel Motel Challenge

I had been closing the door and waiting a second or 2 to press 'done', because if you slap it closed and hit done too soon you'll get a message on screen saying something went wrong, the door ain't closed, and if you press ok on this then it kills your time

But then discovered the best thing to do is slap the door closed and hit done. You'll get that error message but if you wait and leave it there, it'll go away by itself and you'll have a good time achieved
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I had been closing the door and waiting a second or 2 to press 'done', because if you slap it closed and hit done too soon you'll get a message on screen saying something went wrong, the door ain't closed, and if you press ok on this then it kills your time

But then discovered the best thing to do is slap the door closed and hit done. You'll get that error message but if you wait and leave it there, it'll go away by itself and you'll have a good time achieved
...orrrrrr... you could get a life......4 seconds.....when i picked up me sex doll.....
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