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Re: Bikes seized by Gardai

Originally Posted by Christopher Livingstone Eubanks
Far enough to escape. What garda car will be able to catch up? If you're in such a situation, you don't hang about, go straight home.

I pay my tax and insurance as well but that's not the only thing you can get pulled over for. You're going above 200 km/h in 2nd gear on these bikes and that would be a long ban or prison in this country so you should have an escape plan or suffer the massive consequences. Go rob a house and you'll get a slap on the wrist or be a traveller and we'll add it to the other 100 convictions you have but try to speed and you're going straight to jail.

Everyone that owns these massive hp machines speeds, why else own them?
You forgot the option ejits like yourself will end up in.
You take off and realise your ambition is bigger than your talent and the cops scrape you up off the ground when you inevitably bin it because the power between your legs is to much for your small penis.
Why is it always lads with the biggest mouths who can barely drive their own finger up their own hole let alone a bike talking shite like this.
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Well, using this analogy, mine is small and covered in warts.
I drive a Deauville.

Nuf said.
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Re: Bikes seized by Gardai

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I drive a Deauville.

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Look everybody, it's John Holmes!!
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Re: Bikes seized by Gardai

Originally Posted by johnny b
You forgot the option ejits like yourself will end up in.
You take off and realise your ambition is bigger than your talent and the cops scrape you up off the ground when you inevitably bin it because the power between your legs is to much for your small penis.
Why is it always lads with the biggest mouths who can barely drive their own finger up their own hole let alone a bike talking shite like this.
Ok, you're right. Since you know me personally. I'm pretty sure I ride better than you. With that said, even if I was gonna 100% crash like you say, I'd die happy. I can also tattoo do not resisucate on myself if you want to avoid wasting resources on sub human trash such as myself.
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Re: Bikes seized by Gardai

Originally Posted by johnny b
You forgot the option ejits like yourself will end up in.
You take off and realise your ambition is bigger than your talent and the cops scrape you up off the ground when you inevitably bin it because the power between your legs is to much for your small penis.
Why is it always lads with the biggest mouths who can barely drive their own finger up their own hole let alone a bike talking shite like this.
Can you chop me to fucking pieces then???!!!!!!! Do the world a service. GO ON !!!! I volunteer
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Re: Bikes seized by Gardai

Originally Posted by Gixxer
That's why I ride an NSU Quickly.
It's the only thing you'd get to ride 😛😛 apart from the Harley round to the George after.
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It's the only thing you'd get to ride ���� apart from the Harley round to the George after.
I'd ride your missus if she didn't have a face like a blocked toilet at a camogie final.
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Originally Posted by paddyot
look everybody, it's john holmes!!
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Re: Bikes seized by Gardai

That is shocking carry on all right, especially enjoyed the final play of cat and mouse.
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Re: Bikes seized by Gardai

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Can you chop me to fucking pieces then???!!!!!!! Do the world a service. GO ON !!!! I volunteer
Ok so you have challenged me to a gay mma cage match, a little princess skipping competition, a running race, a motorbike race and to chop you into peices?

Am I missing anything?

I still think you are admin taking the piss and apart from a motorbike race I'd have him on the rest of those challenges.

He's quick across the I love man titties mountain ya see...

If your not admin then my god America really does keep their people stupid!
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Re: Bikes seized by Gardai

Originally Posted by johnny b
Ok so you have challenged me to a gay mma cage match, a little princess skipping competition, a running race, a motorbike race and to chop you into peices?

Am I missing anything?

I still think you are admin taking the piss and apart from a motorbike race I'd have him on the rest of those challenges.

He's quick across the I love man titties mountain ya see...

If your not admin then my god America really does keep their people stupid!
First bit sounds like one of those 1980's wakey Jap gameshows that where on the telly at 3am after City Limits of a Friday night.
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Shocking carry on altogether.
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Haha some bit of crack
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I'd ride your missus if she didn't have a face like a blocked toilet at a camogie final.
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Re: Bikes seized by Gardai

Jaysus garda..... wha???
you need insurance and tax for a motorbike now???
But all them lycra lads said to me last week that I didn't need it.
You sure about this gard???
I can ring me ma and ask her if ya want.
She knows everything so she does.
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I was stopped three times yesterday, no issues I did go and fit the tax disc after the second stop.
Where are you going??? Lidl it's back there I know just going for a little blast I'll be turning around just up the road..OK away you Go. 15 Minutes later on the way back on the other side of the road stopped again,,, where are you going and the copper on the other side of the checkpoint said Lidl..
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