Old 21st August 2019, 08:15 AM #1
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Smile

Three men die with a smile on their faces.

The Vicar (V) speaks with the widows (W*) of the deceased men during the service. He walks up to the first widow.

V: “What happened to your husband?”

W1: “Well we always dreamed of winning the lottery and we finally won after 15 years of playing. He suffered a heart attack but died happy”

The vicar gives his condolences and goes to the next widow

V: “And what happened to your husband?”

W2: “He was terminally ill. But we managed to locate our estranged son of 20 years. Once they hugged and reunited he left peacefully and happy”

The vicar gives his condolences and goes to the third widow. As he looks in the coffin he noticed the man has died smiling and with his arms raised with two thumbs up.

V: “And what happened to your husband?”

W3: “He was struck by lightening.”

V: “Good Lord how awful, but that doesn’t explain why he was smiling.”

W3: “Well he thought he was having his picture taken...”
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