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Old 19th October 2005, 07:52 PM
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Old 19th October 2005, 07:55 PM
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Originally posted by 2phat shamies@Oct 19 2005, 07:52 PM
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Old 19th October 2005, 08:09 PM
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Originally posted by 2phat shamies@Oct 19 2005, 07:52 PM
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i think i know that guy!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Old 19th October 2005, 08:15 PM
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Old 19th October 2005, 08:26 PM
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Originally posted by chopper@Oct 19 2005, 08:09 PM
[b]i think i know that guy!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:* :lol:* :lol:
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Chopper, time to book that opticians appointment. That's a girl. No surprice really
ONLY JOKING NIMMY
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Old 19th October 2005, 08:28 PM
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Originally posted by KildareMan@Oct 19 2005, 08:26 PM
[b]Chopper, time to book that opticians appointment.* That's a girl.* No surprice really*
ONLY JOKING NIMMY*
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big nose ,no tits and a realy unfashionable helmet....gotta be a guy shurly!!!

hope this is no-one here. :lol:
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Old 19th October 2005, 09:00 PM
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Originally posted by chopper@Oct 19 2005, 08:28 PM
[b]big nose ,no tits and a realy unfashionable helmet....gotta be a guy shurly!!!

hope this is no-one here. :lol:
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chopper man... you really need to get the bulbs checked out...

the lid is on backwards..

and check out the hand bag...
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Old 19th October 2005, 09:11 PM
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Oh my God! What an absolute tit! [pun intended]

It does make me feel a bit better though. We all do stupid things that we normally would never admit to.

Perfect example:
In my very first week of biking - ALL those years ago, I went to Delaney's shop on Harold's Cross Bridge. I said my bike isn't working, I think it's something to do with the battery. They asked me why I thought it was the battery and I replied
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well, for one, THERE'S WATER IN IT !!!

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Old 19th October 2005, 09:16 PM
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Originally posted by NimmyZed@Oct 19 2005, 08:11 PM
[b]Oh my God! What an absolute tit! [pun intended]

It does make me feel a bit better though. We all do stupid things that we normally would never admit to.

Perfect example:
In my very first week of biking - ALL those years ago, I went to Delaney's shop on Harold's Cross Bridge. I said my bike isn't working, I think it's something to do with the battery. They asked me why I thought it was the battery and I replied
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cringe

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wait for it
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well, for one, THERE'S WATER IN IT !!!


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What a wally......
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Old 19th October 2005, 09:27 PM
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OK - Chopper and I have both admitted our (I will never speak of this to other bikers) embarrasments

c'mon all of you! Out with your shameful stories!!
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Old 19th October 2005, 10:17 PM
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Holy FECAL MATTER !!!!

What did you do?
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Old 19th October 2005, 10:28 PM
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Originally posted by NimmyZed@Oct 19 2005, 09:27 PM
[b]c'mon all of you! Out with your shameful stories!!*
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I spent weeks building one working 2stroke engine outa three. Put it all together, checked all nuts, bolts, wiring, cables, pipes etc. Decided I would take it for a test spin. I had overlooked connecting the pipe from the 2stroke pump. It went like a rocket for about 2-3 miles then seized solid. Had to push it home.
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Old 19th October 2005, 10:39 PM
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While struggling to pick my bike up, it wasn't all the way on the ground the next bike was suppoting it , I nearly knocked over the other 6 bikes in the other direction.

Nothing was said ,(i'm not a little fellow,), but my bike was the only one in the row five minutes later.

It was one of these situations, that if I said I was Sorry, someone would have said something , so I just looked at them picking there bikes up and i hung around in case someone wated to say something .

What else could i have done.
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Old 20th October 2005, 12:07 AM
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I drove over my own ankle twice. I walked away from my bike after forgetting to put down the side-stand.
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Old 20th October 2005, 09:32 AM
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Originally posted by Legion@Oct 20 2005, 12:07 AM
[b]I drove over my own ankle twice.* I walked away from my bike after forgetting to put down the side-stand.
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how the fuck did you drive over your own ankle???????????? :unsure:
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Old 20th October 2005, 09:35 AM
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I have long legs....
It was in front of a crowd of goits too, oh how they laughed.
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Old 20th October 2005, 09:44 AM
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I couldn't start me bike one morning so took the tank off, plugs out, coils off and tested them, battery out and tested and spare battery in etc... approx 2 hrs later i noticed the fuel tap was turned off....doooh..
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Old 20th October 2005, 11:27 AM
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I was driving along last year and the bike suddenly died on me. A half hour of failed electric and bump starts later I realised I had hit the kill switch by accident.
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Old 20th October 2005, 11:31 AM
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Originally posted by scuff@Oct 20 2005, 11:27 AM
[b]I was driving along last year and the bike suddenly died on me. A half hour of failed electric and bump starts later I realised I had hit the kill switch by accident.
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That happened me a few times when I had Viagra. Complete balls.
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Old 20th October 2005, 11:34 AM
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Originally posted by scuff@Oct 20 2005, 10:27 AM
[b]I was driving along last year and the bike suddenly died on me. A half hour of failed electric and bump starts later I realised I had hit the kill switch by accident.
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Must admit to having done that myself, after a few lads had sat on my bike and were pressing all the swithes that they could get there hands on.

I noticed just as they were giving me a bump start, i never told them it was the kill switch.
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