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I went out on a date the other night for the first time in years and it didn't go well at all. I said to her "So are you a vampire?"
"No" she said with a puzzled look on her face. I said to her "So you're telling me you could see yourself in the mirror and you still came out looking like that" - I got a slap across the face and she stormed out!
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