Recent Topics of Discussion Posts Made By: Gixxer
Forum: General Bike Chat 16th September 2019, 08:50 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 627
Posted By Gixxer
Re: Help required. stranded uk biker in galway.

There probably wouldn't be any jokes, because there probably wouldn't be a thread, because the bike would probably have got him home without shitting itself :talktohand: :lbhbh:
Forum: General Bike Chat 15th September 2019, 09:14 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 256
Posted By Gixxer
Re: Yamaha mt09 Tracer GT or Kawasaki Versys 1000 SE?

Stock maps are generally shite. Every bike should by tuned on a dyno. The map that comes on a standard bike is a one-size-fits-all solution, which covers everything from 140 deg high temps to -50...
Forum: General Bike Chat 15th September 2019, 07:39 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 627
Posted By Gixxer
Re: Help required. stranded uk biker in galway.

Best bet would be get it shipped back to the UK and burn it :thumbsup2:
Forum: General Bike Chat 8th September 2019, 06:56 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 251
Posted By Gixxer
Re: local mechanic needed

Put fresh petrol in it and take it for a good hard spin.
Forum: General Bike Chat 7th September 2019, 04:39 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 500
Posted By Gixxer
Re: Ryanair

I'm really surprised that stabbing weapons aren't allowed in carry-on luggage. I mean what could possibly go wrong? :smileee:

Nah... what I'm actually surprised at is that you thought it would be...
Forum: Racing and Trackdays 7th September 2019, 12:49 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 106
Posted By Gixxer
Re: Cool front tyre POV on a Desmo MotoGP bike

Fuckinell!!! I've got jocks older than that cunt! :D
Forum: General Bike Chat 7th September 2019, 12:47 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 208
Posted By Gixxer
Re: Please recommend a shop to get tires changed in Carlow

Fit it yourself.
Most places say they'll only fit tyres that they supply. That's because they're greedy cunts. :thumbsup2:
Forum: General Bike Chat 7th September 2019, 12:44 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 1,018
Posted By Gixxer
Re: My Bike was stolen 2008 Fireblade. Reward

God, aren't you the thickest of cunts :D
Do you think that if they knew they were on camera they would have shown their faces?

You said:



How is that a question, unless you're a fucking...
Forum: General Bike Chat 6th September 2019, 10:43 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 1,018
Posted By Gixxer
Re: My Bike was stolen 2008 Fireblade. Reward

I reckon someone saw the bike and decided to steal it. :thumbsup2:
Forum: General Bike Chat 6th September 2019, 09:50 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 291
Posted By Gixxer
Re: Bloody windy today

Me too... I hope the missus doesn't find out. I'd hate for her to fall out with the neighbours.
Forum: General Bike Chat 5th September 2019, 05:13 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 1,225
Posted By Gixxer
Re: Did bookface fuck everything ?

Google and Amazon do exactly the same thing. It's how they teach computers to try to understand what langers are saying.
Forum: General Bike Chat 4th September 2019, 09:24 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 1,225
Posted By Gixxer
Re: Did facebook fuck everything ?

It's just running its course, like myspace did. Young people adopted myspace because they wanted more freedom than forums would allow. Freedom to post inane shite, and they needed validation and...
Forum: General Bike Chat 1st September 2019, 07:46 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 535
Posted By Gixxer
Re: Slippery Shit.

I highsided after hitting cow shite on a main road, and I fucked myself and the bike up badly.

It's illegal to leave the roads in shite but most farmers seem to not give a fuck,
Forum: General Bike Chat 30th August 2019, 05:32 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 920
Posted By Gixxer
Re: Brisket : VAT on an imported bike - would you pay it ?

I don't see what the problem is re: VAT. New bikes will be sold to us ex-VAT, and EU VAT has already been paid on any S/H vehicles, so it should make fuck all of a difference to us unless/until we're...
Forum: General Bike Chat 29th August 2019, 10:08 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 920
Posted By Gixxer
Re: Brisket : VAT on an imported bike - would you pay it ?

I'd rather pay duty, VAT, and any other shit they want to throw on top, than buy a 'mint' bike from a fucking lying langer.
Forum: General Bike Chat 27th August 2019, 05:09 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 645
Posted By Gixxer
Re: Tax disc not needed in the US

There's no tax disc needed in Ireland. Just don't stop. :ninja:
Forum: Hall Of Fame 27th August 2019, 05:06 AM
Replies: 5,909
Pinned: A little music
Views: 213,448
Posted By Gixxer
Re: A little music

OOPS... long time ago.
Forum: General Bike Chat 26th August 2019, 04:15 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 581
Posted By Gixxer
Re: Excellent value for Abus security

I believe a few fucking idiots have bought it :thumbsup2:

Possibly the most stupid thing I've ever seen. Apart from maybe those things that someone on here was trying to sell, that you put on your...
Forum: General Bike Chat 23rd August 2019, 12:05 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 792
Posted By Gixxer
Re: my next ride

Yeah, you could buy something a bit more reliable, like a Harley :lbhbh:

Or something like an FJR 1300, that doesn't need the cost of a new bike spending on it every service.
Forum: General Bike Chat 19th August 2019, 12:13 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 522
Posted By Gixxer
Re: A bit on the side

I was heading back from southern Spain about 20 years ago, and an oil line burst on the old Gixxer I was riding. I managed to get it to a service station, where I met and got chatting with a couple...
Forum: The Workshop 15th August 2019, 11:16 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 827
Posted By Gixxer
Re: cnut of a bike to work on

It's a fallacy that BMW bikes are anything better than shite. It's only owners who worship the roundel who try to pretend otherwise. :thumbsup2:
Forum: General Bike Chat 15th August 2019, 11:04 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 457
Posted By Gixxer
Re: Instrument cluster/ clocks repair

I think their 'repair' department consists of a laptop to make your bike 'langer mint' again. They 'adjust' your mileage to suit your needs. I don't think they do anything that resembles repairs.
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Forum: Classic Motorbikes 14th August 2019, 04:54 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 576
Posted By Gixxer
Re: vintage bike vrt rules

Unless the law has changed lately, bikes aren't required to have indicators.
Forum: The Workshop 13th August 2019, 07:58 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 1,512
Posted By Gixxer
Re: Electric Bike Build

If I had the sheckels, I'd be MacGyvering one of these into something.

https://www.evwest.com/catalog/product_info.php?cPath=8&products_id=297&osCsid=7lcaao71brk5m6pn3c0f03oqa2

210HP and 280...
Forum: The Workshop 13th August 2019, 12:48 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 1,512
Posted By Gixxer
Re: Electric Bike Build

You're looking at about 3k+ for the motor and controller.
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