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Old 29th October 2007, 07:01 PM
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Knacker stops at petrol station in Naas and says to a guy "Am I anywhere near Clane?"- " No" says the guy, "you're still a dirty Knacker!"
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Old 29th October 2007, 09:39 PM
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Knacker stops at petrol station in Naas and says to a guy "Am I anywhere near Clane?"- " No" says the guy, "you're still a dirty Knacker!"
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Old 29th October 2007, 09:51 PM
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Old 29th October 2007, 09:54 PM
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took me a while to get that. funny fucker
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Old 29th October 2007, 10:53 PM
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excellent
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Old 30th October 2007, 11:11 AM
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nearly spat out me sausage roll laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 30th October 2007, 11:18 AM
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veeeeeeeeeeeery good
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Old 30th October 2007, 11:58 AM
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Old 30th October 2007, 12:05 PM
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Reminds me of a saying a fellow from Knocklong used to rattle off at work years ago, God rest him, went
MAX FACTOR, the knacker lacquer, adds luster to your cluster and clamor to your hammer
Younger folk's may not know what Max Factor was!!!!
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Old 30th October 2007, 12:06 PM
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lol
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Old 30th October 2007, 12:10 PM
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Reminds me of a saying a fellow from Knocklong used to rattle off at work years ago, God rest him, went

Younger folk's may not know what Max Factor was!!!!
It's shampoo ffs.
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Old 30th October 2007, 06:31 PM
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What do you call a knacker who keeps puking all the time?


A bad traveller!!
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Old 30th October 2007, 06:43 PM
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Originally Posted by bogman
Reminds me of a saying a fellow from Knocklong used to rattle off at work years ago, God rest him, went

Younger folk's may not know what Max Factor was!!!!
you have ruined this joke for me
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Old 30th October 2007, 06:51 PM
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Originally Posted by sleezyryder
Knacker stops at petrol station in Naas and says to a guy "Am I anywhere near Clane?"- " No" says the guy, "you're still a dirty Knacker!"
brilliant i love it ha ha ha ha ha
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Old 30th October 2007, 10:52 PM
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brilliant i love it ha ha ha ha ha
:lbhbh ::lbhbh ::lbhbh :
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Old 2nd November 2007, 07:21 PM
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A good one.
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