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Old 9th August 2017, 06:26 PM
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Yeah so anyway i go into the shop for literally 2 mins to pick up a sandwich and i come out to this..

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Old 9th August 2017, 06:28 PM
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Their brains just don't work like intelligent people's.
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Old 9th August 2017, 06:42 PM
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Originally Posted by I polished one off to a dude
Yeah so anyway i go into the shop for literally 2 mins to pick up a sandwich and i come out to this..

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dont you know your not entitled to full space. Sure half is plenty for ya
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Old 9th August 2017, 07:49 PM
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Cut down on the sambos fatso.
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Old 9th August 2017, 07:50 PM
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Sure your one is still in the car
Did ya say it to her ?
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Old 9th August 2017, 08:00 PM
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That coffin dodger is only a Werthers Original away from knocking your bike over. I don't park in normal cage spaces if I can find anywhere else.

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Old 9th August 2017, 08:03 PM
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Suddenly developing Tourettes usually fixes those situations quickly.
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Old 9th August 2017, 08:13 PM
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I'm not in any way shape or form saying your not entitled to park there. I'm also not saying that old dear was right......or the other clown in the other car.


But your mental parking a bike in a standard cage spot....also another no no is leaving your bike beside the petrol pump after filling up......cunts are tempted to pull up and stretch across your bike to fill their buzz box. People don't set value on motorbikes for some reason.....and view them as not as valuable or worthy of respect as their PCP buzz boxes.

But fair play for not going off on one with the old dear....it would be a futile exercise where your blood pressure would sky rocket,and the auld one would feel intimidated. And I for one when I'd cool off,wouldn't feel good about about roaring at an old lady.

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Old 9th August 2017, 08:52 PM
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What sambo you go for ???
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Old 9th August 2017, 09:33 PM
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Default Re: You Park Like An Asshole

Originally Posted by green grass

But your mental parking a bike in a standard cage spot.

Agree i only ever done it once and came back to find my bike on its side cause some cunt reversed into it
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Old 9th August 2017, 09:38 PM
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Suzuki stickers way to low
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Old 9th August 2017, 09:46 PM
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Loads of room.....

Are you stout at the hips.....is that the problem??
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Old 9th August 2017, 09:49 PM
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Up on the footpath of outside the shop door is the best job, until some wankstain decides to sit on it outside the shop door like it's a fucking couch
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Old 9th August 2017, 09:57 PM
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I had a bike knocked over in [email protected] parking space too so I don't park in them anymore. It's just too risky. People are on autopilot and don't see bikes.
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Old 9th August 2017, 10:05 PM
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Wouldn't ever park in a cage spot unless I was planning on standing beside the bike.....even then iv had to slap the sides a cages to stop m reversing into me&bike.
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Old 10th August 2017, 12:20 AM
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Standard
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Old 10th August 2017, 07:09 AM
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Default Re: You Park Like An Asshole

Originally Posted by Interceptor
I don't park in normal cage spaces if I can find anywhere else.

'cptr
Originally Posted by green grass
I'm not in any way shape or form saying your not entitled to park there.


But your mental parking a bike in a standard cage spot....
Originally Posted by N11 EXPRESS
Agree i only ever done it once and came back to find my bike on its side cause some cunt reversed into it
Originally Posted by Blanka
I had a bike knocked over in [email protected] parking space too so I don't park in them anymore.
Originally Posted by hooch
Wouldn't ever park in a cage spot unless I was planning on standing beside the bike......
As above, used to think nothing of parking in a cage spot till one day a chap swung in and milled me bike over, claimed he never seen a bit of it till it was too late.....
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Old 10th August 2017, 08:21 AM
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Originally Posted by HIGHSIDER
Loads of room.....

Are you stout at the hips.....is that the problem??

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Old 10th August 2017, 11:52 AM
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totally right mate these fools are very annoying when they park right beside you within the space as if the bike does not exist....in fairness to the auld one she did miss the bike fairly well- though the other knob should be hung for insubordination and general cunty parking.
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Old 10th August 2017, 07:34 PM
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Could ave been worse
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